Chinese Cockle Picker Gags
by Bad Taste Bob!


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LATEST NEWS: Chinese cockle picker found dead in a bowl of 
muesli. Apparently, he was pulled under by a strong current 
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20 pairs of shoes have been washed up on Morecambe beach, 
they were all winkle pickers!

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Two sharks in the Irish Sea. One says, "I`m fucking sick
 of mackeral!".
The other says "Sod it! Lets go to Morecambe and have a 
Chinese.

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Police have solved the mystery at Morecambe. The chinese 
were told to stop picking when the water got to knee high. 
Unfortunately Nee Hi was waiting in the fucking van!

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Police have named six of the dead chinese cockle pickers.
They are: Way Ding, Sin King, Drow Ning, Leff To Dy, Fuk 
Its Cold and Ty Dis Hi! 
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I went to a chinese restaraunt in Morcambe last night and 
the meal was taking fucking ages! I asked the waiter what 
the hold up was and he said he was waiting for the rest of 
the staff to wash up!

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The British government has announced that the severely 
underpaid Morcambe cockle pickers are to be given a 30% 
pay rise. It is hoped this will help to keep their heads 
above water.

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Ant and Dec are doing a new tv reality show based in 
Morecambe Bay.
Its going to be called `I'm a chinese cockle picker - 
Get me outta here!'

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Confucious say "Man who continually pick cockles, get 
more than w